Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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