I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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