WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
3pm strippers are depressing
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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