Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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