they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
wow bdsm is so cute
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
