how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
wow bdsm is so cute
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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