..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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