I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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