Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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