Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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