can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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