This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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