I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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