after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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