So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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