Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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