its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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