To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
operation have a gay friend backfired
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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