I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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