i may or may not be watching the land before time
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
