is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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