You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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