If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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