i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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