return my video game
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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