i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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