I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
