I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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