He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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