there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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