Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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