how can u be prego again
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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