He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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