It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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