No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It's shark week go big or go home
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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