But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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