Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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