It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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