U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
how do flat chested girls get laid?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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