i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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