Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
