The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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