We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
God, I missed his penis.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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