Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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