apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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