is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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