I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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