Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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