My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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