so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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