what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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