She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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