Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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