Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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