I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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